Note to those considering running a marathon...
First be sure that you have access to the following:
1. Chef
2. Maid
3. Lawnboy
4. Personal Shopper
5. Personal Assistant
6. Therapist
Otherwise you will starve, live in a dirty house with an out of control lawn, where old clothes, run out of everything you need in your house and have all your friends hate you because you're always whining about how tired you are.
Yeah, that about sums up my situation right now. But, hey, I got to watch Oprah on the treadmill today. Yay Tim McGraw and Faith Hill. If only we were all so perfect.
I skipped Wednesday's 8 miles 'cuz my knee hurt and my grass was out of control.
Distance: 3 miles (should have been 5, but who cares at this point)
1. Chef
2. Maid
3. Lawnboy
4. Personal Shopper
5. Personal Assistant
6. Therapist
Otherwise you will starve, live in a dirty house with an out of control lawn, where old clothes, run out of everything you need in your house and have all your friends hate you because you're always whining about how tired you are.
Yeah, that about sums up my situation right now. But, hey, I got to watch Oprah on the treadmill today. Yay Tim McGraw and Faith Hill. If only we were all so perfect.
I skipped Wednesday's 8 miles 'cuz my knee hurt and my grass was out of control.
Distance: 3 miles (should have been 5, but who cares at this point)


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